Once up a time there was a young man with dreams. And as all dreams eventually are, those dreams were crushed. Thus began the life of an alcoholic. An internet dwelling alcoholic. Yup, the worst kind, beating out drunk driving alcoholics by a small margin.
Then one day, while floating around the internet completely trashed out of his mind, possibly even high, the alcoholic came across the funniest thing he had ever read on the internet.
“This is hilarious!” He said. (It probably wasn’t that clear, he was incredibly wasted. Much more likely it sounded like Chewbacca mid-coitus.)
“I’m going to start a website just to show off all the funny things I read on the internet, starting with this comment!” (again. raaaawrr hurflee blaugh!)
And thus when our hero woke up in the morning he found he owned the domain funnythingsireadontheinternet.com.
All was looking good, the domain was bought, the comment funny.
And then, Tragedy Struck!
Our hero is a slacker and forgetful! The comment was not nearly as funny as he thought it was after being sober and not reading it or doing anything with the domain for like two years. Seriously, what a lazy bastard. WTF?
Finally Hope! The domain lives, it’s kind of running wordpress. Let’s see what happens!
- The mostly sober alcholic.